Saturday, August 20, 2016

Humour


You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you’re psychotic. - Dr Gregory House

You can safely assume you’ve created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do. - Anne Lamott

Being God isn’t easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch, like a safecracker or a pickpocket. - Unknown

But suppose God is black? What if we go to Heaven and we, all our lives, have treated the Negro as an inferior, and God is there, and we look up and He is not white? What then is our response? - Robert F. Kennedy

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