Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts

Friday, April 6, 2018

Humorous Images/Meme

To assert that the Earth revolves around the Sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. - Cardinal Bellarmine, 1633

Saturday, November 5, 2016

Humour

I have lived with several Zen masters – all of them cats. - Eckhart Tolle

Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair colour. - Don Hirschberg

In heaven, all the interesting people are missing. - Friedrich Nietzsche

After coming into contact with a religious man I always feel I must wash my hands. - Friedrich Nietzsche

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. - Dave Barry

To me there's no real difference between a fortune teller or a fortune cookie and any of the organized religions. They're all equally valid or invalid, really. And equally helpful. - Woody Allen

Saturday, August 20, 2016

Humour


You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you’re psychotic. - Dr Gregory House

You can safely assume you’ve created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do. - Anne Lamott

Being God isn’t easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch, like a safecracker or a pickpocket. - Unknown

But suppose God is black? What if we go to Heaven and we, all our lives, have treated the Negro as an inferior, and God is there, and we look up and He is not white? What then is our response? - Robert F. Kennedy